martes, 20 de enero de 2009

Ou yeah

martes, 20 de enero de 2009
Hi dear imperfect-lectors:

We have a good notice: we speak english. Not a standard english, our english (named imglish). Probably now we will publish english and german posts. Because imperfectos is a important and international blog. The best blog in the world. The biggest blog of the universe. Others blogs are simply copies of imperfectos, but we are the genuines, authentics and originals. ¿Do you say 'ego'? Not 'ego', is the reality.

¿You know? We're fans of Jewel Style. Exactly, the fans number one, two, three and four (the number four is Im, he always is the last of the list). She is the most international cyber fashion blogger. Her leopard coat is famous around the world. Every day... every hour... every minute... every second... she is taking photos of your fashion models. Near a tree, in the beach or in her balcon house. She always appears beautiful and attractive in her photos. Boys, we know she is the most pretty woman of Menorca. ¿Do you not know her? Visit Jewel Style (free publicity, Jewel Style don't pay us for it).

Shhhh... I have very important information about Im, Picota and Miss Trixie:

Im is a obsesive Wikipedia user. Now, he is searching information of his bigrandfather (bi of bisuabuelo, for supuest); perhaps tomorrow he will search information about the etymologic origin of any word . He is single and he is searching his middle orange (como todos/all/ the four/I too). The pragmatism is the best adjective for define him (but weeks ago he's losting ese "pragmatism"). He always says: "I'm studying", but not. He is always in his room. How many people can fit in your room?

Picota is studying a special pedagogic modality that duration is 10 years (not the 5 usual years). Now she is sending packs from the Valencia post-office to other towns, cities and countries (country = Coyote Dax and others country persons = country shoes = ¿Im?).

Miss Trixie has a... (more suspensive points). She is crazy (I don't have more vocabulary for describe her) and her favorite food (I'm refer to alimentation not other food) is the bread. Miss Trixie has a little garden (with my underwear) and a fashion christmas lights in her room.


Comming soon... dictionary SPANISH- IMGLISH, IMGLISH-SPANISH

Ou yeah

3 comentarios:

  1. Toni it´s very funny your document

    Tini it´s viry finny yiir dicimint

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  2. con la i ocupa menos la frase

    cin li i icipi minis li frisi

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  3. - Hola, ¿son aquí las clases de inglés?
    - If, if. Between, between and drink a chair.


    Pir ciirti, Miss Trixie, ti pili isti fitil. ¿Ciindi vis i ir i li piliqiiríi?

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